It has been more than 30 years since Bono and gang sang about not finding earthly satisfaction. And I suspect some of you are still in the same boat. And I don’t blame you.

Because it is only today that I’m sharing the one thing that will give you everything that you’re looking for.

You may not know this, but this site actually is what you’re looking for. For who can’t find satisfaction in browsing websites that have been preserved since the beginning of time? Maybe it is CNN’s coverage of the OJ Simpson case from the mid-1990s that will bring you the peace you seek. Perhaps it is the promotional website for the “You’ve Got Mail” movie. Or maybe Random House’s Jackie Chan website. Originally made to promote a Jackie Chan biography, this page now links to Jackie Chan’s official site, and it still looks like it was developed in 1995.

Go ahead. Speak in tongues with angels. Hold the hands of devils. Find your peace.



PS: You may know a philistine with no appreciation for things retro. Point this one thing at them like a heat-seeking missile.